He Looks so Perfect

Up Up Down
Up Up Down
But there is no cheat code
that i know to get to you now
Our health is down
We fought too damn hard all night
just to drop the last round
If we dont win
We're out
But dont move
Johnny

You look so perfect standing there
I dig your hollywood shades
And your flawless hair
And i love how
Your guns stand out
Your fit thick frame is a work of art
I bet a guy like you
could tear me apart
In just two rounds
If you'd be down

Check him out
Check him out
He's got bowling balls in his arms
And i'm not sure how
While working out
I found my puny self just thinking
that no real man
could be you Fenix
Your the shiny diamond
pinnacle of male fitness
should i be taking steroids to?
God i wanna be like you

You look so perfect standing there
Man you gotta be the size
of a grizzly bear
And i love how
Your guns stand out
I stayed up way too late with you
fighting hordes
How did my ripped skinny jeans
wind up on the floor?
They just fell down...
(Yeah thats what happened)

He looks so perfect standing there
Hell he might as well be
down to his underwear
And i hear how
that may sound
those fit thin babes like Lara Croft
have got the same idealized
lady parts
sure i like boobs
and chiseled dudes

You look so perfect standing there
What i'd give to sniff a pair
of your underwear
and i love how
Your butts so round
Those big thick guns
aren't all your pack
I've got your name tattooed
on my lower back
and i know now
That i'd be down