The Devil Glitch (short Version)

Sometimes you can fix something by just being a prick
Winning by intimidation
Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt
It's the ultimate distraction

I poke button, I want action
Let's hear some gears and see some smoke
No dilly-dally, move your heiny
This is the age of "Go for broke"

Sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some ass
If you don't mind humiliation
Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe
Academic contemplation

So pathetic, no mechanic
No steady eye, no magic touch
No screwdriver, ball-peen hammer
And Mr. Fix-it's gone to lunch

Not personal? Yeah, it's personal
What did I ever do to you?
No crap from contraptions
Just do what I tell you to do

Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming your mom
Everybody loves a victim
Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking a joke
Humor is greasy lubrication

Sometimes you can fix something by just cooking the books
Wealth is all about perceptions
Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a joint
Stoner free association

Broke down, lifeless, junkyard worthless
No tweezer Jesus in the house, yeah
So desperate, so dependent
Pay any price to dope it out

I want genius, I wanna suss
The perfect kluge, the devil glitch
Oh, Hosanna, socket messiah
The only Jesus worth a shit

Sometimes you can fix something by just using your head
Go to experts, get opinions
Sometimes you can fix something by just being polite
Trust in reason and persuasion

Sometimes you can fix something by just leaving it alone
Let it stew in isolation
Sometimes you can fix something by just holding a grudge
Revenge is such a cool sensation

Sometimes you can fix something by just changing its name
Redefine the situation
Sometimes you can fix something by just running away
Avoid a messy confrontation

Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a stand
But that's an awesome obligation
Sometimes you can fix something by just starting a war
Everybody at attention

Sometimes you can fix something by just dancing all night
Answers come out of exhaustion
Sometimes you can fix something by just telling a lie
Screw 'em with misinformation

Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a walk
Take a break, take a vacation
Sometimes you can fix something by turning the other cheek
That's what they tell you in religion

Sometimes you can fix something by just ripping it apart
Maybe the damn thing wants attention
Sometimes you can fix something by just smacking it around
It's a form of education
Sometimes you can fix something by just giving up