Spank the Baby #2

(Big Boy) Hey Lightnin'!
(Lightnin') Hey Big Boy!
(Big Boy) Boy, I'm glad to see you, you curly headed rascal you.
You know, let's go down to sister Sue's house tonight.
(Lightnin') Man,
I've been wanting to go to one of
those parties. Would you take me with ya?
(Big Boy) Yeah, they're having a fish fry down there with lots of
pretty women. Let's go! (Lightnin') Alright! Let's go!
(Big Boy) Go ahead and spank the baby! (rapping sound) Sister Sue!
Open the door! This is old Lightnin' and Big Boy!
Who's that playing that guitar in there, Lightnin'?
(Lightnin') That sounds like old Slim, don't it?
(Big Boy) That sounds like Guitar Slim, sure do!
Man he's playing that thing! (Lightnin') Yeah boy!
(Big Boy) Look at them wimmins out there, man!
Slidin' on the floor!
(Lightnin') Man, they're cuttin' the rug, ain't they?
(Big Boy) Yes they is! There's Sister Sally out there,
ninety years old! Look at her wringin' that!
Man, she's spankin' the baby! Hey Lightnin'!
(Lightnin) Yeah
(Big Boy) Don't you want a drink, man?
(Lightinin') Gimme a drink of that liquor, would ya?
(Big Boy) White lightnin'
(Lightnin') Yeah boy!
(Big Boy) One hundred proof. Here you go!
(Lightnin') Give me a big old swig!
(Big Boy) Go ahead!
(Lightnin') Whoo-wee!
(Big Boy) Knock your head off, man
(Lightnin') Man. that stuff's strong!
(Big Boy) Don't get drunk now!
You're like a pig! You want to get sloppy drunk!
(Lightnin') Give me another one then
(Big Boy) After I give you this one, I ain't gonna give you no more!
(Lightnin') Whoo! Man, that makes the hair stand up on my arm!
(Big Boy) Not only on you're arm, all over ya!
(Lightnin') (Laughs)
(Big Boy) Spank the baby, now! Spank him good now,
don't hurt him! Spank him on his rump! Hey Lightnin'
(Lightnin') Yeah?
(Big Boy) See that little girl out there dressed in blue?
(Lightnin') She's purty!
(Big Boy) She keeps watching you!
(Lightnin') I think I'm in love!
(Big Boy) Why don't you call her?
(Lightnin') Hey little girl. Would you come up here and talk to me?
(Big Boy) Hey, see that other girl out there?
(Lightnin') Yeah
(Big Boy) I'm gonna call her
(Lightnin') Go ahead!
(Big Boy) Come here, baby! I think we're about to make a deal.
(Lightnin') What'd she say?
(Big Boy) Everything's all right. Hey house lady!
How much is a private room? Buck and fifty?
Me and this girl got some business to
tend to. We don't want to leave it undone!
(Lightnin') Hey!
Don't leave me by myself here. Give me a drink of liquor!
(Big Boy) I'll be back in a few minuets! I won't be gone long!
(Lightnin') Leave that bottle with me.
(Big Boy) Here you go! Spank the baby while I'm gone.
(Lightnin') Alright! Yeah mama, shake that thing!
(Big Boy) Well, I'm back! I wasn't gone too long, was I?
(Lightnin') What, that's all the longer it took ya?
(Big Boy) Hah! Man,
I'm a quick roller. it don't take me all night long.
(Lightnin') How ya feelin'?
(Big Boy) I feel fine, man!
(Lightnin') Good!
(Big Boy) Now you're gettin' too drunk now!
(Lightnin') I'm havin' a time!
(Big Boy) Sister Sue said It's about time for us to go, though.
(Lightnin') Ah, shucks!
(Big Boy) Clock on the wall says two o'clock.
(Lightnin') Well, I've had a good time! Goodnight, everybody!
(Big Boy) Goodnight!
(Lightnin) Let's spank the baby one more time!
(Big Boy) Spank it now! I just hope the cops ain't out there!
If they are, they'll carry you to jail, man.
You can't even stand up! Sister Sue,
we'll see you tomorrow night! Goodnight!
(Lightnin') Goodnight!
(Big Boy) That's spanking the baby!