#SELFIE (Radio Edit)

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So, like what do you think? Did you think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here? Did you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky, who wears cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one, but first
Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be? I want it to be clever
How about, "Livin' with my b-, hashtag live"
I only got 10 likes in the last five minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie

Selfie, selfie, let me take a selfie

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie, what a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet, that girl is such a fake model, she definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays? Ok, let's go take some shots
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh, wait never mind I'm fine, let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table, do you know anyone else here?
Oh my god, Jason just texted me, should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good selfie
Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie