Anti-Matter

I have a Mormon friend from Makati
And he said, he does not drink coffee
I said, "Hey, that's okay, you'll sleep better that way
You're my friend, and that's all that should matter"

I have a Muslim friend in New York
And she said, she won't have any pork
I said, "Hey, that's okay, you'll stay healthy that way
You're my friend, and that's all that should matter"

I have a Christian friend from La Salle
At palagi s'yang nagdarasal
Na sila ay manalo against Ateneo
He's my friend, and that's all that should matter

One day, I asked what would they say
If I told them I think I am gay
They said, "Hey, it's okay if you're happy that way
You're our friend, and that's all that should matter"
They said, "Hey, it's okay, we don't mind that you're gay
You're our friend, and that's all that should matter"

Bakit? Bakla ka ba?
Hindi, pero kung oo, may problema ba?
Wala, pero 'wag mo 'kong rape-in
Gago, si Buwi 'yung gusto ko, 'no

Bakit? Bakla ka ba?
Hindi, pero kung oo, may problema ba?
Wala, basta 'wag mo 'kong rape-in
Gago, si Buwi 'yung gusto ko, 'no
Ay, pareho tayo

Bakit? Bakla ka ba?
Hindi, pero kung oo, may problema ba?
Wala, basta 'wag mo 'kong rape-in
Gago, si Buwi 'yung gusto ko

Bakit? Bakla ka ba?
Hindi, eh, ikaw? (Ano?)
Ano'ng "ano"? (Ha?)