OcDance

Okay, now step and slide!
And touch the wall
Touch the wall
Touch it again
Touch it again
Touch it one more time!
Touch it one more time!
Touch it again

Otherwise bad things will happen
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
Whoooo!

Now slide to the right
Slide to the right
Slide to the right
Never to the left
Slide to the right
Never to the left

Turn around
Is there a rapist behind you?
Turn around
Are you sure there is not a rapist?

What's today's date? (It's the 21st)
Is that divisible by seven? (Yes it is!)
'Gotta buy a bag of twinkies (So your dog won't die)

Your thoughts and actions have the power
To alter the course of human existence
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
Uh

Now wash your hands! (Or your dad will get AIDS)
Wash your hands! (What if he already has AIDS?)
Wash your hands! (What if he gave you AIDS?)
Wash the AIDS off your hands
Wash the AIDS of your dad

And stop! Did you leave the stove on? (I don't know)
Time to retrace your steps!

Okay, so we washed the AIDS off our hands
We counted to 16
We got some twinkies
Slid to the right
Slid to the right
Slid to the right
Slid to the right
Counted to 16 again
Touched the wall
Touched the wall
Touched the wall
Touched the wall
Touched the wall
Touched the wall
Touched the wall
Okay, we slid to the right
Slid to the right, slid to the right



Credits
Writer(s): 0, Rachel Bloom
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