Bonus Oceans

I've got friends who wanna catch up on old times
But that just makes me feel ashamed to be me
And I've got friends who wanna relive the past
And deify memories
But they just scream to me

That if you don't die young
You're gonna live too long
If you don't die young
You're gonna last too long
You're gonna live too long

On the stoop of the apartment next to my shitty job
An old friend passed me on the street today, hey
And I said "Hello" and tried to catch up on old times
She walked the other way
Maybe I seemed to scream
That if I got cancer or somebody shot me
I'd be like a child or something
Asking doctors to do me favors
Or cross my fingers and hope it gets better
Like a broken record, I seem to scream

If you don't die young, you're gonna live too long
If you don't die young, you're gonna live too long, whoa

I was getting drunk in a foreign ocean
Trying to wrap my head around problems
All my bitterness just seemed passé
Because I realized as soon as I said it
How long it'd take to swim from Jones Beach to Indonesia
Maybe you're waiting on a call from me
Or maybe you're working in a crowded restaurant
You're the one who's got a life so fucked up
That you don't know what happened

Just like you saw me working at some restaurant
Embarrassed 'cause my life was just so fucked up
And I don't know what happened, yeah yeah yeah

Hey, maybe your jobbing up here
Try not to disrupt this mic around
It could knock my teeth out, and then you have to pay for it
Out of your pocket now
I think that's how it works, that's how it works, I don't know
I've never lost a tooth (I'm a dentist, that's how it works) uh
Speaking of which, you really, really have to take a time off
Uh (that's cool) it's a good job (alright)

(Yeah) cool am gonna play a song all by myself now, if that's cool (yeah)
Am home, and it feels like home, people yelling shit out of me (that's right)
It's up (alright, uh) here is a song called "The internet is everywhere"