Dead

Do you live a life of luxury and ease
As much as possible
Or do you cheat and steal and do as you please
Why? Can't you do both
How many times have you told a lie
Oh, way too many times to count
Do you have a job, hang out in the street or just get by
Uh - I just get by
Are you a politician, a preacher or a boy-in-the-hood
I'm a Klingon
Your daddy always said you was lazy and no damn good
Oh, well screw him
You'd probably like to grab a gun, put a uniform and go off to war, Mm-hmm
Me? I'd rather just sit back, roll another weed and ask 'what for?
Nobody cares anyway
We all end up the same damn way
Inside a coffin on display
When you're dead, you're dead, you're so dead
You better live
You better breathe deep
Cause you born
You grow up
You get laid
You get old
Then you're dead, you're dead, you're so dead
Are you a madman, a gangster or a fool
No I'm a gun owner
Did you get what you know from yourself or from some school
From the Bible
Do you really believe in true love and romance
I believe in Jesus
Do you practice safe sex or just keep it in your pants
I use latex
Are you addicted to pills, booze or a bong
All three
When you get a chance to talk - do you go on too long
Quite often yes
Last night at dinner - do you have any idea how much food you ate
I had seconds and thirds
Do you make love to a person or just masturbate
Nobody cares anyway
We all end up the same damn way
Inside a coffin on display
When you're dead, you're dead, you're so dead
You better live
You better breathe deep
Cause you born
You grow up
You get laid
You get old
Then you're dead, you're dead, you're so dead