Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Heavy Metal Version)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
And all of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Rudolf's red nose twinkled with pride
Hearing Santa speak
But his fellow reindeer yelled
"Don't you dare, you circus freak".

So Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Sadly had to leave the fleet
Packed up a few belongings
And he went out on the street
All around the world he travelled
Many different things he tried
But with a super glowing red nose
There could be no place to hide

Then one crappy Christmas Eve
Rudolf came to say
I guess with my nose so bright
I could be on TV tonight!
This is how the story ends
With Rudolf loved and famed
And Santa with his nine reindeer
"Greetings to you all" exclaimed.

This is how the story ends
With Rudolf loved and famed
And Santa with his nine reindeer
"Greetings to you all" exclaimed.