Competing With a DJ

I am competing with a D.J
We, we both fancy the same girl
She, she says she's leaning to the D.J
He, he wants her in his D.J. world

Well, she sends him SMS, she gives me PMS
My ship is in distress, though I'm working at my best
On the list, she's just a guest
In her bestest little dress
I swear, I'm such a mess
While he looks so cool and fresh

Oh, I am competing with D.J
We, we're both after the same job
He, he's only got a box of records
I got a band who treat me like a dog

Well, I get them food and rooms
We set up in the afternoon
He walks in pretty cool and just goes on
And his driver gets the car
And as soon as the last track starts
He walks out with my girlfriend on his arm

Now she, she is living with a D.J
I, I'm still waiting to get paid
I, I'm due in court on Monday
To get back my van
'Cause it got towed away
Remix!

Life is so unfair
People say they do, but it seems they just don't care
Gotta stop, what's goin' on
Or we're gon' get replaced before too long

I have been replaced by a D.J
He, he doesn't do things same as me
But I, I think I caught him looping
And if I'm right
It seems he's gonna be paying me

Well, my girlfriend called this morning
She says, "He's lost the plot"
She says, "He's so unfaithful"
And he spends more than he's got
She says, "The beat gets boring"
It's tedious and long
And she cannot stand his snoring
'Cause he's sleeping all day long

I have been competing with a D.J
But I, I think that I am in the lead
He cannot replicate real music
'Cause human life won't be replaced by USB's

Work it!