Big Fat Road Manager

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Every rock band has this guy, uh, uh, uh
Not many people really know why, ss
He's got a cellphone and a backstage pass
You can't come back here
He's got a big gut and a big fat ass

He's a big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager

He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks
Big fat road manager
He makes sure the system won't feed back
Big fat road manager
He yells check one 'til his face turns blue
Big fat road manager
Don't you wish he could count to two?

He's a big, he's a (big) fat road manager
Big (he's a big) fat road manager
Big (he's a big) fat road manager
Big fat road manager

The contract says there's beer for free
Big fat road manager
A bottle for you and a case for me
Big fat road manager
I'll make sure you've a place to stay
Big fat road manager
Then I'll eat your deli tray

He's a big, he's a (big) fat road manager
Big (he's a big) fat road manager
Big (he's a big) fat road manager
Big fat road manager

You may wonder why the road manager's so wide
He's the one who blocks the door when the tax collector comes by

The tour hits the road, he spends his day
Big fat road manager
At an all-you-can-eat buffet
Big fat road manager
But if he will listen to me
Big fat road manager
He will manage the Symphony

As our big, he's a (big) fat road manager
Big (he's a big) fat road manager
Big (he's a big) fat road manager
Big fat road manager

He'll be our (he's big) big (he's fat) fat road (he's a manager) manager
Big fat road manager
(He's big) big (he's fat) fat (and he manages roads) road manager
Big fat road manager
He'll be our big fat (and he manages roads) road manager
Big fat road (always managing) manager
He's a big fat road (and he manages roads) manager
Big fat road manager



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Mccormick, Trevor Strong, John Whytock
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