Rockabilly the Sid

Oh, this pain in the head
I must be dead

My mouth feels sticky as a licorice stick
I'm urging for grease and a swig
Hey bartender, please be tender
And pour me a swig with a kick

Don't be a dick
I've had enough of your sass
You're worse than a tick to my ass

She has dragged you for hours
With all half horse powers
Sick and tired of your bawl
Silence is best
I'm the fastest in west
Better leave off picking a brawl

Well I'm sorry son
But my memory's gone
Please sum up what I can't recall

Last night while shepherding sheep
A black sheep was singing in sleep
Then started to talk
I decided to take it for a long walk
It couldn't stand on its feet
I thought I'd shoot it for meat
But then the night was over
And a sunbeam revealed this drover
Had taken you for a sheep

All fun to know
But I have to go
Romance in a pinch, you see
So hear me kid
Thanks for the lift
Now show me a winch and I'll leave

I'm not a kid, I am Billy the Sid
And I think you wanna stick with me
Cause I've been listening your tales
Of agents and whales
All end in yearning your hon
One week and two days back
I noticed a track
And I'm sure it was her on the run, John

Oh really Billy!
I am sorry I've been silly
But how do you know where she's gone?

Because I'm the master of flock
I'm able to trace any stock
She's travelling inland
I can taste it in windblown sand
We have to race against clock
That desert is vaster than luck
Set course across the pasture
To be able to ride a bit faster
Hop on my horse and let's rock!

Like a blast, riding as fast
One's got the skills and one's got the lash
There goes John and there goes Bill (There goes Johnny)
Riding cross a valley and hill (There goes Bill)
By the mountain and past the mill (By the mountain)
As far as the shallows, until (Past the mill)
There's a god damn dam and an ol' n' bald beaver
Ooh, what a shivering jam
They're gonna cross that river and face the old beaver
Bill's gonna show what he can
He's a canny gunman and always awake
Fairly faster than a snake
Hear the dam quake and a rattle snake shake
The beaver has made a mistake

Instead of a swig I got a Sid with a kick!
Billy the Treaver
Billy the Quick!

Hey Sid, I must confess
I'm being truly impressed
Highly honour all you can master
Myself, I am a mess

Poor bastard
Just keep it smooth
If only he'd know the truth

That night while stealing sheep
A black sheep was singing in sleep
Then started to talk
I decided to take it for a long walk
It couldn't stand on its feet
I thought I'd shoot it for meat
But then the night was over
And a sunbeam revealed this thief
Had taken an agent for sheep!

Meet John T. Hello and Billy the Sid (John T. Hello)
As Cassidy and Sundance Kid (Billy the Sid)
Riding the night like Bonnie and Clyde (Riding the night)
Drowsing with one open lid (With one open lid)

Giddy up Johnny
Let's save you honey!
We've got no time to dwell

I'd bet there's a bounty set on your head
And on your lady as well!

Billy the Sweet
Billy make friends
Billy the Neat
Billy pretends

Billy the Willy
Billy the Fake
Billy Vanilli
Billy the Snake

Billy the Punk
Billy the Flawed
Billy the Skunk
Billy the Fraud

Billy the Slick
Billy the Prick
Billy the wily outlawed



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