Skirmish - Red vs. Blue
Man, I'm coming in...
I'm the OG Pokemaster,
You'll be drownin in the sea of fire like a Tri-Disaster.
When your girl sees my Charizard
She about to get the Diglett.
It's looking misty when I'm gritty in my city,
resting on my CHAMP status after catchin' all 150.
It's a loss for you, but hey!, whatcha gonna do?
You just sit in Pallet Town lookin' Mad Blue.
Scuse me ass, but I go tthis rap in the bag,
just a flick of the wrist to win it implying Alakazam.
Your skills are a sham, you just a splash, I'm all the Dragonrage.
One Hyperbeam just to bury you next to Raticate.
I advocate the grander stage, I even paved away.
The reason why you're Red is 'cause your skills are so embarrassing.
It's heresy that you could think to Heracross me.
I'm the original Pokemaster, but I'm asleep.
Man, hold up a second, I'm returning like a mad erection.
Strappin' all your Pokemon with ailments, I'm super effective.
You think this trainer can't detect when you're testing me?
You think you're winning?
Now you know that's just a fallacy.
And when I'm rockin' and dropin' you like a Comet.
Machopin' till you wind up adrift on Cinnabar Island.
It's a known Quantity.
I'm Lavender, I'm so scary, like a Lugia on one of Barney's suits, Legendary.
Well, I'm, chargin' my solar lasers ready to shoot (pew).
Chect out the stats Kid.
You understand, resistance is futile.
Fly as a Hoothoot, you're grounded like Diglett bowels, I ain't even pulled out the Ace, throw in the bright Noctowl.
I got more bitches than you got Gym Badges, when was the last time you even kissed a girl you Maggot.
Stop the madness, I'm evolved, you're stuck in the past.
All around I'm known as the greatest, while you're so Maro-wack.
I'm the OG Pokemaster,
You'll be drownin in the sea of fire like a Tri-Disaster.
When your girl sees my Charizard
She about to get the Diglett.
It's looking misty when I'm gritty in my city,
resting on my CHAMP status after catchin' all 150.
It's a loss for you, but hey!, whatcha gonna do?
You just sit in Pallet Town lookin' Mad Blue.
Scuse me ass, but I go tthis rap in the bag,
just a flick of the wrist to win it implying Alakazam.
Your skills are a sham, you just a splash, I'm all the Dragonrage.
One Hyperbeam just to bury you next to Raticate.
I advocate the grander stage, I even paved away.
The reason why you're Red is 'cause your skills are so embarrassing.
It's heresy that you could think to Heracross me.
I'm the original Pokemaster, but I'm asleep.
Man, hold up a second, I'm returning like a mad erection.
Strappin' all your Pokemon with ailments, I'm super effective.
You think this trainer can't detect when you're testing me?
You think you're winning?
Now you know that's just a fallacy.
And when I'm rockin' and dropin' you like a Comet.
Machopin' till you wind up adrift on Cinnabar Island.
It's a known Quantity.
I'm Lavender, I'm so scary, like a Lugia on one of Barney's suits, Legendary.
Well, I'm, chargin' my solar lasers ready to shoot (pew).
Chect out the stats Kid.
You understand, resistance is futile.
Fly as a Hoothoot, you're grounded like Diglett bowels, I ain't even pulled out the Ace, throw in the bright Noctowl.
I got more bitches than you got Gym Badges, when was the last time you even kissed a girl you Maggot.
Stop the madness, I'm evolved, you're stuck in the past.
All around I'm known as the greatest, while you're so Maro-wack.
Credits
Writer(s): Josef Falkenskãld
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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