Hey Mario

I know you think you love her
But dude it's such a bummer
How you chase that girl around
You've been fighting all her battles
If she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now

And it makes me sick
How you break these bricks
For a girl who barely knows you exist
Now you're trippin' on mushrooms just for fun
Dude (I think you've got a problem)

Mario, get your sh- together, bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario!
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short
When the clock is runnin' low

Hey, Mario!
Get your sh- together
Hey, Mario!
Or you'll chase this b-tch forever

Warp Zone, friend zone
High-score, no more
Stalkin' this chick in a Koopa Troopa town
Live life easy, like Luigi
(Ain't never let a ho get him down)

Let Koopa keep her, bro
Grab a flower and go
We'll jump the flag pole and light up the night
Hit Rainbow Road with Toad
We spinnin' them tires
(And spittin' hot fire)

Mario, get your sh- together, bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario!
You're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheatin'
And you know I ain't talkin' code

You're a plumber, a doctor
A race car driver
An athlete, a spaceman
A Super Smash survivor
You've got coins like mad
Get a bachelor pad
Down in Cocoa Beach
Where the hunnies at
Yeah, get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying fo-o-o-o-or

Mario, get your sh- together, bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario!
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short
When the clock is runnin' low

Hey, Mario, get your sh- together, bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario!
You're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheatin'
And you know I ain't talkin' code

Hey, Mario!
Get your sh- together
Hey, Mario!
Or you'll chase this b-tch forever