A Cup of Coffee

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Whoa, slow down
Take it easy
There's a long line behind you
Lower your voice please

I know it's my job to make it the way you want it
Like a raspberry mocha
Or a caffe macchiato
Or a non-fat one-pump vanilla latte with two add-shots of espresso

Relax and put it in perspective
I mean really

It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way?
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
You'll get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee

Hey, okay
I get you're really pissed
But you're overreacting
Being ridiculous

Is it a little too much of this?
Or not quite enough of that?
Is it too hot to sip it?
Is it not non-fat?

Did your house burn down?
Did your dog die?
Did you catch your husband in the act?

Come on, it's not the end of the world
I mean, really

It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way?
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
You'll get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee

I wish I could punch you in the face
But I can't
I wish I could stand up on this counter and rant
But I can't

Instead I have to say
"Have a nice day!"
But by the way

It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way?
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
You'll get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee
Oh it's just a fucking cup of coffee



Credits
Writer(s): Jeff Barry, Julian Moon
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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