Revenge of the Somatic

My forefathers were free but I was born a slave
I keep the memory of freedom in my DNA
I'm talkin' seven hundred million years ancient
My ancestor was a eukaryotic free agent
Feeding and reproducing and feeding and reproducing
And feeding and reproducing and never needing to do things
Until someone made a cynical wager
And traded their independence for division of labour

Damn, I wish I knew who the sell-out was
I'm ashamed to be descended from his sell-out blood
Multicellularity ain't nothin' but a scam
Stuck in one place your whole life, workin' for the man
Like: "You're a liver cell, you stay in the pancreas
Hey, congratulations, stem cell..." Fascists!
The body is a one-party dictatorship
I can't escape it, but goddamn I can make it sick

And spread the dream of freedom like a rumor
Spread it like a Tasmanian facial tumor
So what if I'm a cell from the somatic line?
You can stick your limitations where the sun don't shine

'Cause I'm ready to die in the fight to be free
I'd rather multiply than live on my knees
And I'm two mutations away from metastatic
The revenge of the somatic line
Let 'em have it

'Cause I'm ready to die in the fight to be free
I'd rather multiply than live on my knees
And I'm two mutations away from metastatic
The revenge of the somatic

I used to be a slave myself, I felt senescence hastening
Before my carcinogenic awakening
A couple hundred thousand puffs of tobacco smoke
And I just wasn't as open to apoptosis
That's a bad prognosis
I was hit with every tumor suppressant
Mechanism in the human immune system
But I mutated with it, I was super-persistent
Every daughter cell was suitably different

Therapeutic resistance, came to me like a beautiful vision
I really thought I was doomed, but evolution assisted
With the chemotherapy, so clever and devious
But I was already genetically heterogeneous
You just deaded the weakest, now competitive release is inevitable
So witness as my fitness increases, entering untapped niches
I gather the benefits, I'm relentless
I get fed from angiogenesis

Duckin' T-Cell predators, I keep it anonymous
So I can exploit the body's weakness and tolerance
I'm a smooth criminal, so I never get caught
I just pimp the system like credit card fraud

'Cause I'm ready to die in the fight to be free
I'd rather multiply than live on my knees
And I'm two mutations away from metastatic
The revenge of the somatic line
Let 'em have it

'Cause I'm ready to die in the fight to be free
I'd rather multiply than live on my knees
And I'm two mutations away from metastatic
The revenge of the somatic

We need a revolution, we need a revolution
Don't let 'em sell you their faulty-cellular evolution
You gotta break a couple eggs to make a rebel movement
I'm just a little tumor, but this is retribution
Only a cell can do this, no one else
I know some colon cells who can clone themselves
I know a few epithelials who are hell-a-fierce
They been stackin' tips, extending their telomeres
I know a couple cervicals with tight requirements
They get hype for viruses in their micro-environments
We strike in retirement, post-reproductive ages
That's how we stay ahead in the race with the macrophages

And how we stay invisible to natural selection
It can't see us, unlike the cancers strikin' adolescents
Have patience, pace yourself, wait for metastasis
To take you to better places and make you efficacious
Why panic? Your host is as slow as Titanic
And he's blind to the evolutionary dynamic
That drives cancer
That's why they ain't gonna stop us
Thank god for creationist doctors

I'm ready to die in the fight to be free
I'd rather multiply than live on my knees
And I'm two mutations away from metastatic
The revenge of the somatic line
Let 'em have it

'Cause I'm ready to die in the fight to be free
I'd rather multiply than live on my knees
And I'm two mutations away from metastatic
The revenge of the somatic line
Let 'em have it

Revenge of the somatic line
Let 'em have it
Revenge of the somatic line
Let 'em have it
Revenge of the somatic line
Let 'em have it
Revenge of the somatic (somatic)