Zombeavers
Zombeavers, zombeavers
You hear your sweetheart scream
She tells you why, you don't believe her
She saw one in the bathroom, it's no lie, it's a zombeaver
Contaminated by toxic goo, a random genetic mistake
They're semiaquatic, they're hungry for you
Boys and girls, stay away from the lake!
Zombeavers, zombeavers
Zombeavers, zombeavers
A cheerful gang of college students think they're on vacation
Instead, they're dodging beaver chompers and facing their damnation
Don't board up the doorways and windows, my friend
It won't do any good
These furry brown bastards are fully equipped
And they'll chew right through the wood
Say goodbye to your golden retriever
Zombeavers, zombeavers
So brace yourself, you've never witnessed rodents quite like these
Oh, Jesus Christ, you can't escape, they've blocked the road with trees
Check your bodies for scratches, you can't be too careful
Their claws are a cause for concern
Yes, once you're infected, it's only a matter of time
Before you turn into zombeavers
Spoiler alert
Zombeavers
Look out, they're coming through the walls
Your girlfriend's chewing off your balls
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers, baby
You hear your sweetheart scream
She tells you why, you don't believe her
She saw one in the bathroom, it's no lie, it's a zombeaver
Contaminated by toxic goo, a random genetic mistake
They're semiaquatic, they're hungry for you
Boys and girls, stay away from the lake!
Zombeavers, zombeavers
Zombeavers, zombeavers
A cheerful gang of college students think they're on vacation
Instead, they're dodging beaver chompers and facing their damnation
Don't board up the doorways and windows, my friend
It won't do any good
These furry brown bastards are fully equipped
And they'll chew right through the wood
Say goodbye to your golden retriever
Zombeavers, zombeavers
So brace yourself, you've never witnessed rodents quite like these
Oh, Jesus Christ, you can't escape, they've blocked the road with trees
Check your bodies for scratches, you can't be too careful
Their claws are a cause for concern
Yes, once you're infected, it's only a matter of time
Before you turn into zombeavers
Spoiler alert
Zombeavers
Look out, they're coming through the walls
Your girlfriend's chewing off your balls
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers
Zombeavers, baby
Credits
Writer(s): Jonathan Zachary Kaplan, Alexander Benjamin Kaplan
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