Mr Perfect

Ay, ay (what the fuck? What the feces?)
What's wrong with this bitch? (Weirdo, weirdo)
How you gon' leave Mr Perfect, though? (I'm Mr Perfect, bitch)
(Bitch) Look at you (what's wrong with you?)
Fast-forward (best thing that ever happened)
Three weeks later (to your funky ass)
You back with yo' baby daddy (fuck yeah), punk

When you ride a foreign (skrrt, skrrt)
You ain't gotta do the deuces (you ain't gotta do the deuces)
When a nigga pull up
That's when the bitch start choosin' (start choosin')
She was boostin', turned her on to prostitution
When the bitch left me
That's when the bitch start losin' (start losin', nigga)

I'm Mr Perfect, bitch (bitch, bitch)
You's a worthless bitch (bitch, bitch)
Was it worth it, bitch? (Bitch, bitch)
Leavin' Mr Perfect, bitch? (Bitch, bitch)

Bitch left me for a spot on the couch (shame on you)
At her baby daddy mama house (sheesh, sheesh)
Now who's really the fool? (Really the fool, the fool)
And I ain't takin' you back (nope, nope)

Mama told me about fuckin' with rats (about fuckin' with rats)
Sorry, mama, I admit, I wasn't checkin' the traps (I wasn't checkin' my chick)
Dog ass nigga bitch say I'm fat (bitch say I'm fat)
Tell the bitch, "Quick, put this big dick in your mouth" (you better suck this dick, bitch)

I'm Mr Perfect, bitch, my life a movie and shit
You missed a thousand-dollar date up in jacuzzis and shit
You wanna leave me, bitch (wanna leave me, bitch)
Over some he-said shit?
Back with your last nigga, you know he hella boosie and shit

(I touch you better) when you ride a foreign (skrrt, skrrt)
You ain't gotta do the deuces (you ain't gotta do the deuces)
When a nigga pull up, that's when the bitch start choosin' (start choosin')
She was boostin', turned her on to prostitution
When the bitch left me, that's when the bitch start losin' (start losin', nigga)

I'm Mr Perfect, bitch (bitch, bitch)
You's a worthless bitch (bitch, bitch)
Was it worth it, bitch? (Bitch, bitch)
Leavin' Mr Perfect, bitch? (Bitch, bitch)

You left me, then you fell off (yeah)
Guess you took the real loss (yeah)
While I'm doin' well off (doin' well off)
Was it worth it, bitch? (Was it worth it, bitch?)
Leavin' Mr Perfect, bitch? (Mr Perfect, bitch?)

Now you bunk back with yo' baby daddy
Ridin' on E, in his grandaddy Caddie (fuckin' ass Caddie)
I'm a real individual, 'cause these bitches be pitiful ('cause these bitches be pitiful)
Hit you back in a minute, I got this ho in an interview (uh)

She was boostin'
Turned her on to prostitution (I turned her on to prostitution)
Blood told me, "When it's foreign, you ain't gotta ride deuce" (skrrt, skrrt)
Turned around and met June, and the bitch started choosin' (choosin', bitch)
When the bitch blew up, that's when the house started losin'

When you ride a foreign (skrrt, skrrt)
You ain't gotta do the deuces (you ain't gotta do the deuces)
When a nigga pull up, that's when the bitch start choosin' (start choosin')
She was boostin', turned her on to prostitution
When the bitch left me, that's when the bitch start losin' (start losin', nigga)

I'm Mr Perfect, bitch (bitch, bitch)
You's a worthless bitch (bitch, bitch)
Was it worth it, bitch? (Bitch, bitch)
Leavin' Mr Perfect, bitch? (Bitch, bitch)