Just Being Honest

Last week I saw you in the lobby passin, through
You said, "Hey, how ya doin?"
I said, "Pretty good man and you?"
Well, that wasn't true
I was actually doin' pretty bad
Havin' just recived some unfortunate news from my dad
He had invested my inheritence in his new business plan
That plan was taken teens to the prom ina fleet of used mini vans
So at that moment, I didn't really care how you were doin'
and I don't remember your name. That's why I called you man
The other night at midnight you called me on the phone
You aked if you woke me up but I said "no"
But the truth is I was in the deepest sleep of my life
Havin' the most realistic dream I was flyin'
In the international human flyin' championship
Your sister was there and was about to give me a kiss
That's when you called me and asked me how to say guhnauchi
Listen closely
It's gnocchi
I'm just being honest -est, -est, -est
Uh, uh, uh honestly, honestly means that much to me
Uh, uh, uh honestly, honestly means that much to me (much to me)
Remember on our recent romantic night out
You broke the silence by askin',"what are you thinkin' about?"
I said, "how much I love you" but that's not true
I mean, I do love you, I just don't think like you do
My brain is a sophisticated department of completely disconnected compartments
And at that particular moment I was thinkin' about sports
...
Last night when I was quiet you asked me"what's wrong?"
I looked into your eyes and said "nothing at all"
That's not exactly true, I'm actually starting to resent you
And the work you're pouring into you taxidermy petting zoo
You haven't called me pookie-pie in over four months
Do you wanna preserve us or this dead dove
I'm just bein' honest, -est, -est, -est
...
Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me
Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me (much to me)
The day befor yeterday, you pulled me over and
Asked,"do you have any idea fast you goin'?"
I said,"Oh, no officer, I didn't even see you"
But I did see you, and I was going 72
And in full disclosure my right speaker was blown
And for the preceding ten miles, my left blinker was on (I had no intention of ever turning left)
...
You may recall I gave a testimonial for your product
I said,"The Face Cave in no way makes me look idiotic
I feel like I'm in a cave even though I'm not really in a cave
...
Because the only thing in the cave is my face
To tell you the truth, Face Caves are hostile
Unless you really like stalagmites up your nostrils
You know your terms and conditions agreement?
When I was updating my software, I didn't read it!
I'm just bein' honest, -est, -est, -est
Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me
Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me (much to me)



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Writer(s): Rhett Mclaughlin
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