Wossname

Well 'ere is the fing
And the fing here is this
And don't no-one start

Taking the piss

'Cause when summink ain't right
Then summink is wrong
There's a smell in the air
And the pong is quite strong

I been at this game
Since I was fourteen
I know what my whatsitcalled...
You know what I mean?

So oujah kapivuwat
Lah dee dah and goodbye
I am what I am
'Cause I'm me ain't I?

I know what's going on
Yes I know the game
And I know the Whatsit
About the whatitsname

And I know what's right
And I know what's fair
But somefing in this fing
Well, I dunno - it ain't there

There's lotsa - ya know,
'N blah dee blah dee blah dee blah
"Yeah, no, yeah, no"
And oujah oujah

But I talk it straight
And I talk it plain
'Cause what you see is
What you whatsitsname

Life ain't fair
And people get the blame,
Yeah, Yeah
But you stay firm and true
Stick to the whatsitscalled
That's deep inside you
Oujah, oujah!

I'm me (She's her)
Ain't I? (No d'uh)
And we don't see eye to eye (See eye... get her!)
And you (You who?)
You're you (Us too!)
And we ain't got
A bleedin' clue (Speak for yourself love!)

The past is in front
And the future's behind
Fanks for hearing me out
That's a weight off my chest

We've all been there
And now we're here
That's all I've got to say
Do I make myself clear?