Tall, Dark, And Handsome
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry, I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry, I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself
We went over this before
Time and time again
I can't take it anymore
I give up, you win
Booze and smoke and drugs
They aren't my thing
French kisses and hugs
No, they aren't my thing
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Why would I look for a woman
When I can't even muster an erection?
So the stars have aligned
The world is going to end
Take a look and you'll find
Thirty million cuts that won't mend
As we say goodbye
The lights begin to dim
We try not to cry
And don't even mention him
Let's get things straight
Nothing to do with fate
I wrote this song in a letter
I'm not bitter, I'm better
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry, I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Don't wanna be in a situation
Forever in an instigation
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Even gave up masturbation
'Cause I can never seem to please them
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Don't wanna be in a situation
And forever in an instigation
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry, I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry, I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself
We went over this before
Time and time again
I can't take it anymore
I give up, you win
Booze and smoke and drugs
They aren't my thing
French kisses and hugs
No, they aren't my thing
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Why would I look for a woman
When I can't even muster an erection?
So the stars have aligned
The world is going to end
Take a look and you'll find
Thirty million cuts that won't mend
As we say goodbye
The lights begin to dim
We try not to cry
And don't even mention him
Let's get things straight
Nothing to do with fate
I wrote this song in a letter
I'm not bitter, I'm better
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry, I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Don't wanna be in a situation
Forever in an instigation
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Even gave up masturbation
'Cause I can never seem to please them
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Don't wanna be in a situation
And forever in an instigation
I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
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