Mrs. Potato Head

Ooh
Ha-ha-ah
Ooh
Ha-ha-ah

If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning kids (warning kids)
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored with it (ha-ha-ah)

Sexual
Hey girl, if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional (a professional)
They stick pins in you like a vegetable (ha-ha-ah)

Kids forever, kids forever (forever)
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?

Ooh
(Even if her face don't stay together) (ha-ha-ah)
(Ooh, ha-ha-ah)

If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah, it's common sense
All you need is a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments (ha-ha-ah)

It's such a waste
When little girls grow into the mother's face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate (ha-ha-ah)

Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Ooh
Ha-ha-ah
Ooh
Ha-ha-ah

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Ooh
Ha-ha-ah
Ooh
Ha-ha-ah



Credits
Writer(s): Timothy Sommers, Jeremy Dussolliet, Melanie Martinez
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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