Slenderman vs. Freddy Fazbear Rap Battle

It's The Grand Opening
Bring On Over Your Friends
Hope fully You've Got
Fazbear Tokens To Spend

I Thought You'd Just Closed
Now You're Open Again!?
I Wonder How Long
Until You're Broken Again
HA

Ahem... Excuse Me But
Were You Invited

Do What You Do Best
Fred And Bite It

Ohh That's Clever

And You Can Do Better

I'd Offer You Pizza
But Aren't You
Trying To Stay Slender

SHUT UP!

Sorry Man
Did that Offend Ya
If You Baby Sit
I Wouldn't Recommend Ya
I'll Wipe My Ass
With All 8 Of Your Pages

You Work All Day And You
Don't Make Any Wages

That Must Suck
Being Stuck In A Restaurant
Have You Ever Gotten
Past The Exit? I Bet Not
Fazbear's Pizza Now Hiring
I Wouldn't Apply If My Carrer Was Dying

Scream, Shriek And Shout
Don't Hold Back, Let It Out
When You Do, Make It Loud
Now It's Finally Going Down

Slenderman
Freddy Faz
You Have Both
Met Your Match

Take A Hike

Watch Your Back

We Will
Settle Who Is Better
With A Rap...
*Battle*

Don't Mess With Me I've
Been Around Longer

Least I'm Not A Creepy
Little Kid Stalker

Sounds Personal, Did I Strike
A Nerve With You?
Did You Get Kidnapped
When Your Parents Deserted You?
How Sad When They Left
I Bet It Hurt

Didn't I See You On To
Catch A Predator?

Go Get Yourself
A BJ From Foxy

At Least I've
Got Friends
You Have To Make
Yourself Proxies

If You Had A Face
It Would Be A Sad One
I'd Bite Off Your Frontal Lobe
If You Had One
I'm Running The Show...

But You're Running The Show Poorly
Can I Offer You Some WD-40?
I'm Sick Of All Your
Dumb-Ass Fans Braggin'

"Look At Me I Jumped
On The FNaF Bandwagon"

By The End Of The Night
We'll Have You Cryin' For Hours
That Suit Is Lame
You Should Try One Of Ours

Scream, Shriek And Shout
Don't Hold Back, Let It Out
When You Do, Make It Loud
Now It's Finally Going Down

Slenderman
Freddy Faz
You Have Both
Met Your Match

Take A Hike

Watch Your Back

We Will
Settle Who Is Better
With A Rap...
*Battle*

This Might Cross The Line
But I'm Not Sorry
I Went To Chuck.E.Cheese
For My Birthday Party

I Bet All You Did Was
Play In The Ball Pit

Why Yes I Did And I
F***ing Loved It

Ohh You're Breaking Up
How Anti-Climatic
I Can Bearly Hear You
Through All Of That Static

You Should Get An Update
You Could Use It
Your Rhymes Are Predictable
Like Your Movements

And When It Comes To Jumpscares
Take A Lesson

Says The Egg Head
With A Blank Expression

You're Looking Pretty Pale
That's An Understatement
Must Be From All The Years
In Your Mothers Basement

Leave My Mother Out Of This
Say One More Word, You'll Die!
Or Maybe I'll Just
Call Up The Purple Guy

You'll Never Have My Charm

You'll Never Match My Power

Let's See Who Can
Make The People
Scream LOUDER!

Scream, Shriek And Shout
Don't Hold Back, Let It Out
When You Do, Make It Loud
Now It's Finally Going Down

Slenderman
Freddy Faz
You Have Both
Met Your Match

Take A Hike

Watch Your Back

We Will
Settle Who Is Better
With A Rap...
*Battle*