Taxi (Live)

Good job!
Now
An expected hush falls over the crowd
As the judgement phase of this incredible competition goes on
Do you need to discuss amongst yourselves?
Who-

Actually, why don't we do it this way
First, why don't we have these three different qualities
One is enthusiasm, one is volume and one is quantity
I mean, uh- quality
Enthusiasm, you know, physical enthusiasm
Volume and then quality, okay, of the sounds
So, in each of those three categories, make your decision

How about for enthusiasm, who won? (Girls!)
The ladies?
How about for quality? (Girls! Men!)
It was a tie, on that
Okay
Volume, who won? (The ladies!)
The ladies!

So it's two and a half to one half
So, I guess it's pretty much a wipeout, the women won, eh?
Alright, now... (Rematch!)
After- rematch?
Oh, I'll tell you what

I'm gonna end right now with "Taxi" and I need some volunteers for that
And you know, another four guys and four girls to sing the high part in "Taxi"
Okay?
Here's a girl, girl, guy
Guy, guy- Christ, I feel like Billy Graham all of a sudden here!
Okay, I guess that's enough, now
Where's the microphones, we need two- oh, here they are
One here, one there

This is better than last year
Last year we had all the guys on one side
And all the girls on the other
It was like a high school dance

Okay, now
Do you know the high part in "Taxi"?
Here goes, "Man, it's so hard that she's not here"
Guys, you may have trouble getting up there
What you gotta do is either cross your legs
Or persuade one of the girls to grab on, okay?

Okay, you might as well sit down
But this is go' be an extravaganza again

Okay, now lemme explain one more thing
I would like...
When you get this amount of people on the stage it looks boring
So, I would like, in any point that you feel
That it's getting boring up here
I would like you guys to break into your spinners moves, okay
We did this last time and it was really exciting
Can you guys- I mean, even dancing all the time, you might as well
Okay

You got couple of things, start with your left foot, so you're all together, right
Oh I can see there's not a dance school in this college
Okay
Now if we do our part which is the little spinners moves and the high part in "Taxi"
I'll feed you the lyrics when we get to it
They've got to something which is, of course
The two spoken lines in the song, okay
That is yours
We're not gonna prompt them, right
All yours, clear announciation
I want it louder than the countdown
Okay, the two spoken lines
And then when we get to the last line of the song
Everybody here
Will sing that with the fervour we should reserve for the National Anthem
Absolute, just, absolute pandemonium harmony
Excitement, drama

You excited over here? (Yeah!)
That's the reaction like a Dick Clark audience in American Bandstand
You know, they introduce the acts, they all go like
"Yey"
Okay, here we go!

Gimme a whispered countdown, not a loud one
One, two (One, two, three, four)

It was raining hard in 'Frisco
I needed one more fare to make my night
A lady up ahead waved to flag me down
She got in at the lights

"Oh where you going to, my lady blue?
It's a shame you ruined your gown in the rain"
She just looked out the window
She said, "Sixteen Parkside Lane"
Alright!

Something about her was familiar
I could swear I'd seen her face before
But she said, "I'm sure you're mistaken"
And she didn't say anything more

It took a while, but she looked in the mirror
And she glanced at the license for my name
A smile seemed to come to her slowly
It was a sad smile, just the same

And she said, "How are you, Harry?"
I said, "How are you, Sue?
Through the too many miles and the too little smiles
I still remember you"

We got one, uh-
Ah, now you got it together, finally

It was somewhere in a fairy tale
I used to take her home in my car
We learned about love in the back of the Dodge
The lesson hadn't gone too far

You see she was gonna be an actress
And I was gonna learn to fly
She took off to find the footlights
And I took off to find the sky

I wish this was on TV
All those people out there, listening in radioland
We have about fourteen people behind me
Making asses of themselves
It's really...

And frankly, if we only had more people in this damn society
Making asses off themselves for good causes
It would be a hell of a lot nicer place to be

Oh, I've got something inside me
To drive a princess blind
There's a wild man, wizard
He's hiding in me, illuminating my mind

Go Rockets, go

Oh, I've got something inside me
But it's not what my life's about
'Cause I've been letting my outside tide me
Over 'till my time, runs out

Now you got- You're all out of breath now
But you gotta do it, it goes
"Baby's so high-"

"Baby's so high that she's skying"
"Yes, she's flying, afraid to fall"

Give 'em another countdown
Quietly, whisper it sexy
One...

(Baby's so high that she's skying)
Right, "yes, she's flying"
(Yes, she's flying)
"Afraid to fall"
(Afraid to fall)
"I'll tell you why baby's crying"
(I'll tell you why baby's crying)
"'Cause she's dying"
('Cause she's dying)
"Aren't we all?"
(Aren't we all)

One minute!
You guys...
You guys over here were cooking
But I didn't here one note out of this side
Did you?
Let's hear this side over here
I wanna see what's happening over here

Give 'em another countdown
Little more enthusiastic
Maybe we can get up off it

(We have not heard her!)
(Baby's so high that she's skying)
(Yes, she's flying)
(Afraid to fall)

One, two, a-one, two, three, four
(Baby's so high that she's skying)
"Yes, she's flying"
(Yes, she's flying)
If this was the Gong show, what would happen?
Okay but you guys definitely did good
Alright!

You get an A for effort
But don't give up your day jobs

There was not much more for us to talk about
Whatever we had once was gone
So I turned my cab into the driveway
Past the gate and the fine trimmed lawns

And she said we must get together
But I knew it'd never be arranged
And she handed me twenty dollars for a two fifty fare
She said
("Harry, keep the change!")
Alright!

Well, another man might have been angry
And another man might have been hurt
But another man never would have let her go
So I-
(Stashed the bill in my shirt!)

And she walked away in silence
It's strange how you never know
But we'd both gotten what we'd asked for
Such a long, long time ago

"You see, she was gonna be"

You see she was gonna be an actress
And I was gonna learn to fly
She took off to find the footlights
And I took off for the sky

And here, she's acting happy
Inside her handsome home
And me, I'm flying in my taxi
Taking tips
(And getting stoned!)

Everybody, now sing it loud!

I go flying-
Harmony!
So high, when I'm stoned

I love you!

Okay, this song is the Chapin theme song
And as a matter of fact
I want all of you here tonight
Who are gonna go to the concert tomorrow night
To give my brother Tom a message, okay?
When he starts his second song
His second song tomorrow night
The first note of the second song
I want everybody in the audience to go
"Harry says, 'Tom, it sucks'!"
Okay?
Y'all shake him up, okay?
When he starts his second song tomorrow night
Say, "Harry-"
As a matter of fact, give him a countdown
That way you get it all together
One, two, a-one, two, three, four
"Tom, Harry says, it sucks!"
Okay, do that for me tomorrow night as a favour