The Space Giant

In the marshlands
A spaceman lands
Pleading his demands
To the robot band

Please hear my plight
To save the Green Apple in the Sky
From the Space Giant's appetite
For depraved delights

It followed W.I.N.K the Satellite
W.I.N.Ks trail of blue matter bright
The giant's got a one-tracked mind
And will eat everything just to find the robot band

What will you say when asked to save the day?
What would you do to save the world?
Over blead horizons and the dark conditions
Let the robot band do the work

And so it was
Steam Powered Giraffe set about to confront the Space Giant

The robot band started work to meticulously convert
W.I.N.K the steam junk from the sky into a functional transport device

Rabbit are you ready?
Oh you bet your butt I'm ready
Hatchworth are you ready?
Yes, but I'm not certain what for
Launched into space to save the human race
And the Green Apple in the Sky
Ride W.I.N.K the satellite into endless night at speeds near light
The journey long the destination night the green apple planet sized
And missing a bite alone in the night, W.I.N.K shuddered with delight

In the Vice Quadrant, there loomed the Space Giant
Its grin the horizon
It had found the band

So finally you come
The parallel universe I'm from
Steam Powered Giraffe is gone
They left a hole in me
So I've come all this way
All the while my appetite could not be sate
So I want one last show before I go

But first
The Space Giant needed proof that this truly was Steam Powered Giraffe
So it proposed a duel and revealed a guitar made out of the cosmos
The ensuing duel
Come to be known as the most Awesome Duel in All the Universe

La-dum-da-da-dum-da-da-da
La-dum-da-da-dum-da-da-da
La-dum-da-da-dum-da-da-da
La-dum-da-da

The duel ended
The Space Giant streamed tears like waterfalls
Under the Green Apple in the Sky
Healing her and giving her a salty ocean
During the course of Steam Powered Giraffe's impromptu performance
The Space Giant shrunk down into
The Space Miniscule and then into nothing at all
The robots and W.I.N.K returned to Earth
There, W.I.N.K spoke his final words
My friends return home
I must go and journey alone to the Green Apple in the Sky
If there's a thing called love it waits for me above
It's time to say goodbye

W.I.N.K your bravery will not be forgotten
Your love will not be lost
The Space Giant gone, Earth and peace prolonged
Humanity carries on at least for now

I didn't want to join your band anyways
As your lead guitar player
I left because I wanted to
Until next time, jerks