Gg the Giraffe

Well who's that walking down the street?
Hey cats, well I don't know
But she's got that look that says
She know just where she wants to go
Even Hatchy's fancy shoes
Can compare to the way she grooves
She's shiner than the spine
And Rabbit ain't got nothing on her moves
Who's that robot giraffe that's oh-so cute
The one that's super charismatic and beautiful to boot

Should I tell them?
Well, I'm GG the giraffe
And everybody loves me
Everybody loves me!
Me!
She's GG the giraffe
And everybody loves her
Everybody loves her!
Her!

I am so freaking adorable
You should send me gifts
Because if you don't, that'd be horrible
I want a Lamborghini and a bucket of kittens
I don't have thumbs but I could use some mittens
Covered in gemstones
And maybe some super-expensive headphones
The kind with a super deep bass sound
So I can jam out to the max around town
I actually don't get to leave the house much but

I'm GG the giraffe
And everybody loves me
Everybody loves me!
Me!
She's GG the giraffe
And everybody loves her
Everybody loves her!
Her!

Alright, kazoo solo!

I have lots of friends all across the world
They just haven't ever called
Or even ever met this lonesome girl
But I have a gazillion followers on the social streams
I haven't met them all but I'm sure that they love me
Because I am so genuine

Oh and I just remembered I always wanted a penguin!
You know the kind that wear fancy bow ties
And serve you dinner just like they do
For Mary Poppins and that Dick van Dyke guy
I guess it would also be kind of neat
If that penguin could keep a beat with his happy feet
So send one straight to my door
I'm sure they've got one down at your local penguin store

And make sure you send along some ice
Because I think they need that to survive
But I'm too small to reach the freezer in the kitchen
And maybe I could reach it with a step stool
But oh no, wait, the penguin still needs ice during shipment
So maybe you could put some ice in the box with it
Or maybe that just get wet and i would break
'Kay instead, just ship the Lamborghini with the penguin in the passenger seat
And leave the engine running with the air conditioner on for the penguin
And headphones and mittens in the backseat

I'm GG the giraffe
And everybody loves me
Everybody loves me!
Me!
Well, I'm GG the giraffe
And everybody loves
Everybody loves me!

That was my song!
That was my s-
Nobody's clapping!
Hello?
Where did everyone go?
Where did...