Power of Positive Drinkin'

Work sucks, truck died, hot as hell outside
My AC just broke (just broke)
The woman I love packed half of my stuff
And she took off down the road

Where she went, I don't know
But she's never coming back
My life feels like a joke
But it hurts too much to laugh

So I go to that little place where the good times always roll
In the glow of the neon light where I know
There's a new song I'll be singing
Before I leave, yeah, I believe in the power of positive drinking

Beer one tastes just like a beer
Beer two a little bit better than one
Beer three, beer four
Yeah, that was pretty damn good, so hand me one more

Beer five and I'm coming' alive
Beer six, man, it went down quick
Seven, eight, nine, I'm feeling fine
And by number ten, life's good again, hey!
Yeah, that's the power of positive drinking

Oh, where she went? I don't know
But she's never coming back
My life feels like a joke but it hurts too much to laugh

So I go to that little place where the good times always roll
In the glow of the neon light, when I know
There's a new song I'll be singing
Before I leave, yeah, I believe in the power of positive drinking

Beer one tastes just like a beer
Beer two is a little bit better than one
Beer three, beer four
Yeah, that was pretty damn good so hand me one more

Beer five and I'm coming' alive
Beer six, man it really went down quick
Seven, eight, nine, I'm feeling fine
By number ten life's good again, hey!
That's the power of positive drinking, yeah

So I go to that little place where the good times always roll
In the glow of the neon light, when I know
There's a new song I'll be singing
Before I leave, yeah, I believe in the power of positive drinking
That's the power of positive drinking