The Funky Polka

I like Hip Hop and doo wops and flat tops on grand pops
Good blues and tap shoes and hip grooves with good news
But if you want to see Funky Town
Follow me yo! I'm the one to show you around

I'm holding class, so grab a seat at Polka University
It's time to share a different beat and show some funk diversity

Before our hip hop got so cool
We used to play a gig or two
And bring a sound that was old school
Yo, let's break out those uump-aa tools!

Funky polka in the mix, need my phat accordion fix
Tubas, sausage, sauerkraut, check my lederhosen out
Concertina and a sax, layin' down those funky tracks
Hear my greatest tuba tricks, funky polka in the mix

Larry on tuba, ya sure you betcha
Let's do the polka, livin' la vida oom-pa

Yo! Let it flow and you will find
Your funk is beating polka time
Just pull those lederhosen high
Pick up a brat and let it fly

It's polka with a poppin' bass
Like strudel on your dinner plate
With us, you'll find there's no debate
Funky polka, this is great

Funky polka in the mix, need my phat accordion fix
Tubas, sausage, sauerkraut, check my lederhosen out
Concertina and a sax, layin' down those funky tracks
Hear my greatest tuba tricks, funky polka in the mix

Larry on tuba, ya sure you betcha
Let's do the polka, livin' la vida oom-pa

Funky polka! Funky polka!
Funky polka! Funky polka!

Funky polka in the mix, need my phat accordion fix
Tubas, sausage, sauerkraut, check my lederhosen out
Concertina and a sax, layin' down those funky tracks
Hear my greatest tuba tricks, funky polka in the mix
Funky polka in the funky, funky polka in the mix

This next song goes out to the burger ballon, he could be roared