Can't Feel My Face Parody
Well you know it's really challenging
For me to make much fun
Of catchy song with a good beat
That's so very well sung
But I'm sure I'll find some things to ridicule before it's done
This I know yeah
This I know
Like is an "e" missing in my name?
And why is this camera so close?
And that we're almost to the there's something that everyone wants to know
Why the hell can I not feel my face?
Is it cocaine, too much cocaine?
Or did I go to the dentist today
To numb the pain with novocaine
Well I don't know what the means and frankly I don't care
Cause I'm more concerned with what the hell is up with my weird hair
It looks like some broccoli and a palm tree had an affair
Time to prune your hair dude
People say my singing
Sounds just like
Micheal Jackson crossed with Bruno
But why can't you dance as good as those guys
And why can't I feel my face
I don't know
Maybe it's cause sniffin tons of glue
Causes numbness facial numbness
Tumors in your brain can cause it too
I should visit a neurologist
I'm gonna throw this lighter at you
Help I'm burning
My skin's burning
This dude who can't spell has got hot moves
Yeah I'm getting scorched
It's human torch dope
I can't feel my face now it is true
He sure can dance
Send a fireman
Did someone call me
Yes help me dude
Turn on that hose
What a great show
Yeah
For me to make much fun
Of catchy song with a good beat
That's so very well sung
But I'm sure I'll find some things to ridicule before it's done
This I know yeah
This I know
Like is an "e" missing in my name?
And why is this camera so close?
And that we're almost to the there's something that everyone wants to know
Why the hell can I not feel my face?
Is it cocaine, too much cocaine?
Or did I go to the dentist today
To numb the pain with novocaine
Well I don't know what the means and frankly I don't care
Cause I'm more concerned with what the hell is up with my weird hair
It looks like some broccoli and a palm tree had an affair
Time to prune your hair dude
People say my singing
Sounds just like
Micheal Jackson crossed with Bruno
But why can't you dance as good as those guys
And why can't I feel my face
I don't know
Maybe it's cause sniffin tons of glue
Causes numbness facial numbness
Tumors in your brain can cause it too
I should visit a neurologist
I'm gonna throw this lighter at you
Help I'm burning
My skin's burning
This dude who can't spell has got hot moves
Yeah I'm getting scorched
It's human torch dope
I can't feel my face now it is true
He sure can dance
Send a fireman
Did someone call me
Yes help me dude
Turn on that hose
What a great show
Yeah
Credits
Writer(s): Max Martin, Peter Svensson, Ali Payami, Abel Makkonen Tesfaye, Savan Harish Kotecha
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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