Jingle Bells

Oi, oi, oi
Hey baby, why don't you bend over and let me stick a Christmas tree up your arse
And let me call you angel

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over fields we go
Laughing all the way, haha
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Hey daddy, every time a bell rings a demon gets its horns
Heil Santa

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lake, misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank and then I sucked his

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Heil Santa
Heil Santa
Heil Santa

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Oh, I've been a bad, bad girl
Looks like I'm only gonna get a lump of coal this year



Credits
Writer(s): Christmas Queens
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