Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy,
I'm, like, gonna cry,
I've got tears coming out of my nose.
Mad props!
He's the campus catch,
you're a perfect match,
'cause you both have such great taste in clothes.
Of course he will propose!
Dear Elle, honey mazel tov,
Future's taking off,
Bring that ring back and show it to me!
Four carats, a princess cut,
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish I could even see...
When he gets down on one knee!
Oh my god,
Oh my god you guys,
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize,
If there ever was a perfect couple,
This one qualifies.
Oh my god you guys!
Oh my god this is happening,
Our own homecoming Queen and King,
Finally she'll be trying on a
Huge engagment ring for size!
Oh my god you guys,
Oh my god!
Okay, everybody sign,
Good now, fall in line,
And we'll start the engagement parade.
Light candles in single file,
Don't forget to smile.
Lose the gum Kate,
You look like the maid.
Sorry!
Now prepare to seranade.
Oh my god, oh my god you guys,
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize,
Sh!
If there ever was a perfect couple,
This one quali-
Shhh!
Oh my god-
Guys I'm serious!
Elle and Warner were meant to be!
Not once ever has he hit on me.
Shut up!
There's just like that couple from Titanic,
Only no-one dies.
Oh my god!
Two, thee, four!
Daughter of Delta Nu,
Soon to be fiancee,
Now that a man chose you,
Your life begins today.
Make hima happy home,
Waste not his hard earned wage,
And so he does not roam,
Strive not to look your age.
Still in your hour of need,
Let it be understood,
No man can supercede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood!
Oh my god, oh my god you g-
Guys, she's not here.
Brewser! Where is Elle?
Woof.
She doesn't have an engagement outfit?!
Woof.
She is totally freaking out?!
Woof.
She's trapped in the Old Valley Mill?!
Woof woof.
Oh, woops, sorry. The Old Valley Mall!
Oh my god, guys emergency,
Don't take the freeway!
Hey, wait for me!
No-one should be left alone to dress and to accessorise!
Oh my god you guys,
Oh my god,
Oh my god,
Oh my god,
Oh my god,
Oh my god!
It's almost there, but,
This dress needs to seal the deal,
Make a grown man kneel,
But it can't come right out and say 'bride'.
Can't look like I'm desperate,
Or like I'm waiting for it.
I gotta leave Warner his pride,
So bride is more implied.
There she is!
Oh my god, oh my god you guys,
All this week I've had butterflies,
Every time he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes!
Oh my god you guys!
So help me dress for my fairytale,
Can't wear something I bought on sale.
Love is, like, forever,
This is no time to economise.
Oh my god you guys!
Blondes make commission so easy...
Excuse me! Have you seen this?
It just came in. It's perfect for a blonde.
Right. With a half-loop stitch on China silk?
Uh-huh.
But the thing is,
You can't use a half-loop stitch on China silk,
It'll pucker.
And you didn't just get this in,
Because I saw it in last May's Vogue.
I am not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price!
It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
I may be in love but I'm not stupid,
Lady, I've got eyes!
Oh my god, Elle Woods! Sorry, our mistake.
Courtney, take your break.
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well.
Try this! Latest from Milan,
Go on, try it on!
I take care of my best clientele,
It's a gift from me to Elle!
Oh my god, oh my god you guys,
This one's perfect,
And it's just my size!
See dreams really do come true,
You never have to compromise.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god you guys,
Lets go home before someone cries,
If there ever was a perfect couple,
This one qualifies!
'Cause we love you guys!
No I love you guys!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god you guys!
Oh my god!