Secondary Characters

SUSAN: Now it's only me and you

HEIDI: With no one to tell us what to do

BOTH: What do we do?

HEIDI: We don't have much time to dance in the spotlight
So I'm gonna treasure this Heidi and Susan duet

SUSAN: And now may be the only chance I get
Tonight to enjoy the pleasure of this invisible cigarette
Ssss
HEIDI: Ow.
SUSAN: Ssss, ssss

HEIDI: Ow!

BOTH: The secondary characters are singing a song
While the stars are snacking off-stage
It was their idea to bring us along
And now we're hijacking this page
Of the script
We're equipped
To steer the ship
'Til this trippy skit ends
And by the end of this song, we'll be best friends

SUSAN: I want to apologize for any weirdness

HEIDI: Me too
It can be really scary being the new kid

SUSAN: I bet

HEIDI: I'll bet you bet

SUSAN: I do, I bet

HEIDI: And I also want to say that
After all we've been through
I'm so glad we've met

SUSAN: I feel the same way

BOTH: Baby
The secondary characters are calling the shots
While the guys are being stored in the wings
We've been left in charge of it all while the plot
Is unfolding like the Lord of the Rings
Trilogy
In a way
You and me
'Til the very end
And like Frodo and Sam Wise
You'll be my best friend
My best friend

HEIDI: Sing!

SUSAN: Ooo-da-hoy-oh-da-hoy-hey
BOTH: My best friend

HEIDI: Susan
And Heidi
Susan
And Heidi
Susan
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on?

JEFF/ HUNTER: Woah
Woah
Hi/ Woah
Hi/ Woah
Hi/ Woah

HEIDI: I'm sorry?
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry.

JEFF: Hi? uh? what's going on?

SUSAN: I don't know' I was just standing here quietly and Heidi was like uh-uh-guh-uh-uh-uh

HEIDI: Thanks, Susan.