Two By Two

The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!

Land of gnomes... and trolls!

Hoo wah!
Hey ya!
Shoo wah!
Zadup wow!

Two by two
We're marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more
A two year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ

...Of Latter-Day Saints!
Two by two
And today we'll know
How we'll make the journey with
And where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause
But we're really really nice!
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ!
...Of Latter-day Saints!

France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!

Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off to preach
Across land and sea!

We are the soldiers of the army of the church!

Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!

Heavenly Father,
Where will I go on my mission?

On my mission...

Will it be China,
Or ol' Mexico on my mission?

My mission...

It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say "G'day!"
But I pray I'm sent
To my favorite place...
Orlando!

Orlando...

I love you,
Orlando!
SeaWorld and Disney! And
Putt-putt golfing!

Two by two,
And now it's time to go!
Our paths have been revealed,
So let's start the show!
Our shirts are clean and pressed,
And our haircuts are precise!
We are the army of the church
Of Jesus...
Christ!

Two by two,
We march for victory!
Armed with the greatest book in history!
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth!
That is the beauty of...
The essence of...
The purpose of-
The mission of-
The soldiers of-
The army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ!
...of Latter-day Saints!



Credits
Writer(s): Trey Parker, Robert Joseph Lopez, Matthew R. Stone
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