Story Of My Life

Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet.

(Pinocchio Spoken)
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.
(Nose grows and he laughs)

(Guard Spoken)
That's your patch of mud down there.

(Pinocchio Spoken)
Oh, dumped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap.

Life is disappointing,
Woe is what I know.
Outed by my nose,
That's just how it goes,
For poor Pinocchio.
Story of my life,
Always doomed to fail.
Cheated by a fox,
Swallowed by a whale.
That's the story of my life, oh yeah,
That's the story of my life.

Strife is never ending.

(Guard Spoken)
Peter Pan!

Banished from the town

(Guard Spoken)
Ugly Duckling!

They dragged me from the pond.

They broke my magic wand.

They blew our condos down.

(Guard Spoken)
Wicked Witch!

Life is but a witch hunt.

Mama's in the mud,
Mama's in distress.

They ridiculed my hat.

They said that we were fat.

They tore my cotton granny dress,
And called me a hot and tranny mess.

(Guard Spoken)
Sugar Plum Fairy!

Story of my life.
Booted from the ball
Told to go away

Tumbled off the wall!

But that's the story of my life

(Guard Spoken)
You're late rabbit.

That's the story of my life.

(Guard Spoken)
Have fun you guys

That's the story of my life.

(Guard Spoken)
And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed.

I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending.

And this right here,
Not how it goes.

I always dreamed I'd get an ever after.
If this is it,
It blows (Spoken)
This is worse than the time I caught Dutch Elm Disease in Tijuana

Story of my life,
All the wasted prayers.
All the broken dreams.

All the broken chairs.

All the damage done

All the busted beds.

All the shattered falls

And the porridge on our heads.

That's the story of my life, yes sir.
That's the story of my life, oy vey.
That's the story of my,
Life

(Pinocchio Spoken)
crap!



Credits
Writer(s): Jeanine Tesori, David Lindsay-abaire
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