Stephanie D'Abruzzo feat. Rick Lyon & Avenue Q Ensemble -
Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
The Internet Is for Porn
KATE: The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn
KATE: I've got a fast connection, so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: What?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: I browse all day & night
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE: What are you doing?
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
KATE: You are ruining my song
TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE: Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
TREKKIE: Me no talkie
KATE: Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE: For por-oops, sorry
KATE: Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE: For ...
KATE: You can research browse & shop
Until you've had enough & you're ready to stop
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Noooo
TREKKIE: The internet if for porn!
KATE: Trekkie
TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE: That's gross, you're a pervert
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks & stones Kate monster
KATE: NO really, you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home & look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE: Oh?
KATE: What?
TREKKIE: You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it.
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: Sorry Kate
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: I masturbate!
TREKKIE & GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE: The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn! Porn, P---
KATE: Hold on a second!
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio & trade stocks online
ROB: That's correct.
KATE: & Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!
KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!
KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON: True!
TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON: . .yeah
KATE: Eeewww!
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Gross!
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: I hate porn
TREKKIE & GUYS: Grab your dick & double click
KATE: I hate you men!
TREKKIE & GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!
(Harmonising) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I'm leaving!
TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE: The internet is for
TREKKIE & SOME: The internet is for
TREKKIE & ALL: The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE: YEAH!
TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn
KATE: I've got a fast connection, so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: What?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: I browse all day & night
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE: What are you doing?
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
KATE: You are ruining my song
TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE: Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
TREKKIE: Me no talkie
KATE: Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE: For por-oops, sorry
KATE: Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE: For ...
KATE: You can research browse & shop
Until you've had enough & you're ready to stop
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Noooo
TREKKIE: The internet if for porn!
KATE: Trekkie
TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE: That's gross, you're a pervert
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks & stones Kate monster
KATE: NO really, you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home & look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE: Oh?
KATE: What?
TREKKIE: You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it.
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: Sorry Kate
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: I masturbate!
TREKKIE & GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE: The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn! Porn, P---
KATE: Hold on a second!
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio & trade stocks online
ROB: That's correct.
KATE: & Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!
KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!
KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON: True!
TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON: . .yeah
KATE: Eeewww!
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Gross!
TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: I hate porn
TREKKIE & GUYS: Grab your dick & double click
KATE: I hate you men!
TREKKIE & GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!
(Harmonising) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I'm leaving!
TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE: The internet is for
TREKKIE & SOME: The internet is for
TREKKIE & ALL: The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE: YEAH!
Credits
Writer(s): Robert Joseph Lopez, Jeffrey Alan Marx
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
Other Album Tracks
- The Avenue Q Theme
- What Do You Do with a B.A. in English / It Sucks to Be Me
- If You Were Gay
- Purpose
- Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
- The Internet Is for Porn
- Mix Tape
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
- Special
- You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
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