Herobrine vs. the Griefer (Rap Battle)

I'll be driving you crazy, all around the clock
You already know my name, cause I've been around the block
I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched
I make you children run away and never look back
because,
I am the demon from your nightmares
You turn around and then I'm right there
I stare inside of your house and maybe take all your stuff
And when you tell your freinds they'll just think your making it up
Shut up herobrine, cause I don't give a fu--
Take none alive, and take no prisoners
Set you on fire and watch you sizzle up
If you got the diamonds, you better just give em up
I don't need technique or magic
I just hop onto your server and unleash my wrath
If you get me freaked out
I'll just say it's all in my hands
Why is that?
Oh, wait
Cause you're already dead!
Haha
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all?
You don't have to say
Cause I already know
It's me!
No, me!
No!
Shut your piehole!
Mirror, Mirror, tell me now
Who's the baddest cat in town
You can kiss my a--
And you can s--- my balls
You and me will never get along
'Take none alive and take no prisoners?'
C'mon, that one is not even original
The only thing you do is put back progress
What good does that do if I'm the one who stops it?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Breaking down houses, that takes no skill
You only piss people off, but I be giving them chills
Good greif, how much more predictable can you get?
You better look out for me, you don't know what I do next
Pissing people off, yep! That is all that I do!
And from the way that you rage, looks like I've done it to you!
I treat everything I greif like it may be my last
That's why these people always think I'm the biggest pain in the a--
I don't just blow up your house, I'm putting down booby traps
I drop you into the nether and you will never come back
All your crops are my crops
I'll murder your livestock
Why? Cause I do more damage than herobrine does!
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all?
You don't have to say
Cause I already know
It's me!
No, me!
No!
Shut your piehole!
Mirror, Mirror, tell me now
Who's the baddest cat in town
You can kiss my a--
And you can s--- my balls
You and me will never get along
You know, everybody thinks you're a nuisance
Why don't you come up with a couple new tricks
Uh-oh! I don't wanna sound overzelous
I think, I'm making you kinda jelous
I can fix a house, but I can't fix you
You seem like a guy who's got mommy issues
Haha
Good one
That was such a lame joke
At least I'm not a stupid video game hoax
You bum off of servers as if you are homeless
All I do is destroy, so why would I want my own, BITCH?
Greifing is an art, I find a canvas and paint
Well you can call it an art, but that will not get you laid
I'm gonna pick up some obsidian and cover you up
But you're the one with a face, only a mother could love
I leave debris in my way
I leave emotional scars
If you come across disaster, you know that it's ours!
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all?
You don't have to say
Cause I already know
It's me!
No, me!
No!
Shut your piehole!
Mirror, Mirror, tell me now
Who's the baddest cat in town
You can kiss my a--
And you can s--- my balls
You and me will never get along



Credits
Writer(s): John Warren Gelardi, Timothy Christian Ames
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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