All That Jazz

come on babe why don't we paint the town
and all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
and all that jazz
start the car I know a whoopie spot
where the jet is cold and the pianos hot
it's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly crawl
and all that jazz
scadew
and all that jazz
hot ya
whoopie
and all that jazz
slick your hair wear your buckle shoes
and all that jazz
I hear that father dip is gonna blow the blues
and all that jazz
hold on hun were gonna bunny hun
I bought some asprin down at united drug
in case you shake up hard and want a brand new start
to do that jazz
find the flask were playing fast and loose
and all that jazz
light up hair is where I'll store the juice
and all that jazz
come on babe were gonna brush the sky
I bet your lucky wind has never flew so high
cause in the stratosphere how could he lend an ear
to all that jazzz
ohhhhh
your gonna see her she was shimmy shake
and all that jazz
ohhhhh
shes gonna shimmy till her garders break
and all that jazz
show her where to park her gardle
ohhhhh
her mothers bloody gardle
for all that jazz
all that jazz
come on babe why don't we paint the town
and all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
and all that jazz
start the car I know a whoopie spot
where the jet is cold and the pianos hot
it's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly crawl
and all that jazz
no
I'm no ones wife
but
ohhhhh
I love my life
and all that jazz