Whoop-De-Dooper Bounce

Ya can't bounce the bounce if ya can't ever pronounce the bounce
Ah-ah-em, repeat after Tigger

Oh, whoop-de-dooper loop-de-looper, alley-ooper bounce
The whoop-de-dooper loop-de-looper, alley-ooper bounce
It's got the zip that make you flip, and that's what really counts
In the whoop-de-dooper, loop-de-looper alley-ooper bounce

Now, half this bounce is 90 percent mental
If ya calculate the specific Tiggerjectory of year
Stripecelleration diviferous, by the square boot of yer
Rebounce your vertical situi-tuation indicator and ya striperconic springertia
Should Rica-tic-chet yer hydraulific fu-silly-age into an accelerometric de-orbit
Any questions?

When do I get to learn the whooping looper whooper?
I mean the looper dooper whooper

The whoop-de-dooper loop-de-looper, alley-ooper bounce!
The whoop-de-dooper loop-de-looper, alley-ooper bonnce!
The more you try, the more you fly, and that's what really counts
In the whoop-de-dooper loop-de-looper alley-ooper bounce

Now ya swing yer legs up high, and ya twist yer tail in tight!
Wind up all yer springs, and with yer eyes fixated straight ahead
Ya let it all loose

(Is this right?) It's beat when done by Tiggers
'Cause our tiggerific figures are filled with vims and vigors
And that's the thing that triggers

The whoop-de-dooper loop-de-looper, alley-ooper bounce
The whoop-de-dooper loop-de-looper, alley-ooper bounce
The more you try, the more you fly, and that's what really counts
Right, it activates, and elevates, accelerates and more (wee)
You're bouncing off the ceiling like you never did before (woo)
The whoop-de-dooper (whoop-de-dooper)
The loop-de-looper (loop-de-looper)
Alley-looper bounce

Wow