Bitchin' in the Kitchen

Dear, blender
Oh, won't you help a first offender?
Oh, toaster
Don't you put the burn on me

Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night?

Dear, knife drawer
Now, won't you help me to face life more?
Oh, trashcan
Don't you put the dirt on me

Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night?

Everything used to be OK
But I've been had
And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way

Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night?

Shower curtain
Oh, won't you help me to be certain?
Oh, toothpaste
Don't you put the squeeze on me

Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night?

Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night?



Credits
Writer(s): Richard Neville Hartley, Richard O'brien
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