Charity Song

Sometimes in your life
It's good to lend a helping hand
To reach out to your brother
And your fellow man
Just like the general public
Famous people see the suffering too
That's why there are so many
Charity songs
Raising money
And suffering people everywhere
But what about us lot
Isn't it time for us to share
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity
We'll just split the profits and you'll see
We're in it for ourselves
To make a shit load of money, yeah
I just want you to buy this song
Don't be disappointed
We're not as rich as you may think
Coz illegal downloads
Are killing us
We need designer sunglasses
And to drive expensive cars
Charity will have to wait
Coz this time it's all about us
You might be thinking
How can this lot sleep at night
We've all got lovely mattresses
So we sleep alright
We sleep very well
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity
We'll just split the profits and you'll see
We're in it for ourselves
To make a shit load of money
Heated swimming pools
Cost more than you might think
I'm pleading with you people
Coz you're the missing link
By buying this song
And spending your cash
You could alleviate this pain
Now we really would like to buy our villa in Spain
Or Portugal
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity
We'll just split the profits and you'll see
We're in it for ourselves
To make a shit load of money
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity
We'll just split the profits and you'll see
We're in it for ourselves
To make a shit load of money
We'll pocket all the profits
And we're gonna be fucking loaded



Credits
Writer(s): Sandy Beech, Dave Bethell, Chris Moyles
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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