A Mouse Like Me

Spoken: Hmm Gosh, just look at all these old photos
Spoken: Oh, Richie.
Why wou've certainly done a lot of interesting things.
Spoken: Whatcha doin' int hat one,
Richie?
Riding on a roller coaster
Sailing on a boat across the sea
Here yo uare in Honolulu
Resting by a big palm tree
Drove a car through a raging blizzard
Took a steamboat down the river
Cleaned the gears of old Big Ben
When I played at golf I dressed in spats
Won an Oscar
Climbed a mountain
Wore a feather in my cap
Directed a band with big brass
Buttons
Ina tornado - dept conducting
All this opportunity
Was lucky for a hockey like me
You were the captain of the space patrol
The driver of a Model T
Spoken: That was a pretty bumpy ride,
Ya know
Chased by a grizzly
Kicked by a mule
Wandered in Sherwood Forest with your bad of meery men
Here I'm a knight in shining armor
Wrestled with a rope and didn't win
Chased a chicken 'round the barnyard
Never lost yer famous grin (A-Huuck!)
That brave little tailor was defiant
Found his courage and sleew the giant
All this opportunity
Was lucky for a hockey like me
Potsie and Ralph (echo):
Like he
I'll try anythng one or wrice
That's the kind of hockey I am
Spoken: I don't know what I'm doing
Spoken: but you do it real good
Your're handson, brave and awfully nice
A hockey like you will always come
Out smelling like a rose
Rode a camel through the desert
I ws a soldier - was aking
A big-game hunter on safari
You've been almost everything
I was apprentice to a sorcerer
Tried his spell but worked them worser
All this sopportunity
Was lucky for a hockey who
Wrote with a quill
And cooked on a grill
Tappyed rat a-tat intails and a top hat
I did all that!
Potsie and Ralph:
All this opportunity
Was lucky for a hockey like he
Was lucky for a hockey like me (ha ha)