Then Try

Lost the remote, gotta change it by hand
Can't find the time, fell behind on plans
Ring lost in the drain
Forced to buy a new one
Lost the plot of the thing, gotta start at the top
Can't find a handhold, fell to the ground
Life in the toilet
Can I buy a new one?

Bought a pellet gun, purchased a mask
Arrived at the bank with an empty bag
Asked politely, "please, lay on your fat bellies"
Waved the gun, people did what I said
Handed me cash, I was on my way
Someone screamed, but I said, "shhh, please don't"

Then I rode my bike home
Then I rode my bike home
Made it through the door but my roommate saw
Told him I was trying out for a role
"Desperate man 1" and I think I got the part



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher David Villeneuve, Cory Andrew Galusha, Nicholas John Cogan, Patrick James Wynne, Patrick Russell Kindlon
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