Yobbo Santa (Bonus Track)

(I'll tell you an old Aussie yarn Greg, here we go:)

Well, once a jolly Santa
Parked by a billabong,
Pulled up his sleigh by the coolibah tree;
Had a little dip,
And he boiled up his billy can,
Soon he was snoring and fast asleep.

(That's right. We should sing it together, let's have a crack:)

Well, down came a swagman,
And jumped aboard the santa sleigh,
Hotwired the boomers and off he flies;
Fangin' around,
like a total petrolhead,
Dressed in his Yobbo Santa disguise.

Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa,
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws;
He's a homegrown,
Full-blown,
Christmas-time disaster zone;
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus.

Well, up in Mareeba,
He trashed all the Christmas trees,
Down in Kyabram he blacked out the lights;
He kidnapped the band,
And he blew out all the candles at
The Bong Bong Baptist carols night.

(Everybody!)

Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa,
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws;
He's a homegrown,
Full-blown,
Christmas-time disaster zone;
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus.

(This is serious)

Well finally the swagman,
Flew back to the billabong,
Wiped down his fingerprints and hit the trail;(yes)
Tipped off the cops,
Who woke up jolly Santa Claus,
(Yes, ready now here we go)
Now he's doin' six months in Longbay Gaol.

Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa,
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws;
He's a homegrown,
Full-blown,
Christmas-time disaster zone;
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus.

(Everybody!)

Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa,
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws;
He's a homegrown,
Full-blown,
Christmas-time disaster zone;
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus.

(What a yobbo.)