Stroker Ace

Monsieur-dame, can I come with you
As you both look awfully kind
This alley and me are through
Let me tell you what I've got in mind

I'll sing to you my mewing song
Looks like you both could use a pet (hm, let's see)
And purr my purr all night long (hm, let's see)
I think a pussy's your best bet (hm, let's see)

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about

My tail alone could tell you tales
It's got a life all of its own
Watch it move just like a sail
Sail you to the twilight zone

I love to lap a spot of cream
And I assure you that I'm neat
But you never know what you can expect
When the pussy is in heat

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about

I like to watch, if you don't mind
Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
Your little love nest suits me well
Let me show you how to cast a spell

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that it's a start
Only for the wild at heart

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about

I don't know
I don't know what it is
It' just curtains
All I have to do is say
"Hey boys, come to me and my melancholy baby"
And I find the customer, and the good thing is, I love her
And I trust her (that's alright)