Splash Mountain Medley (From Splash Mountain (Disneyland))

How do you do? Mighty pleasant greetin'
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'
How do you do? With every one repeatin'
Pretty good sure as you're born

What goes up is sure to come down
A penny lost is a penny found
How do you do?
And you howdy back
A little bit of this and a little bit of that

How do you do?
Fine, how are you?
How you come on?
Pretty good sure as you're born

Stop jumpin' around
You'll run out of breath!
Why don't you sit back
And calm yourself?

You can hurry on now if you must
We'll do what we like, 'cause
That suits us
SOLO (by Thurl Ravenscroft)
How do you do? Mighty pleasant greetin'
Pretty good sure as you're born
Pretty good sure as you're born
How do you do? Mighty pleasant greetin'
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'
How do you do? With every one repeatin'
Pretty good sure as you're born
Pretty good sure as you're born

The weather is good, the fishin' is fine
What do we do with all of our time?

Well we sit and we think and we wiggle our toes
That's what you ask us, that's what we know!

Pretty good sure as you're born
Pretty good sure as you're born

How do you do? Fine, how are you?
How you come on?
Pretty good sure as you're born
Pretty good sure as you're born
Pretty good sure as you're born

Brer Rabbit and Brer Terrapin

I'm lookin' for a little more adventure
I'm headin' for a little bit of fun now
I'm hopin' for a little more excitement
Time to be movin' along!

I've had enough of this ol' briar patch
I think an adventure's about to hatch
I'm movin' on, say goodbye to me
Down at the Laughin' Place is where I'll be!

I'm lookin' for a little more adventure
I'm headin' for a little bit of fun now
I'm hopin' for a little more excitement
Time to be movin' along!

I nailed up my door, I'll see you around
The Laughin' Place is where I'm found!
You're headin' out and not comin' back
But I'm comin' too, I've packed my sack!

I'm headin' for a little bit of fun now
Time to be movin' along
Time to be movin' along!

He's lookin' for a little more adventure
But he's headin' for a little bit of trouble
He's headin' for a little bit of danger
Time to be turning around
Time to be turning around

Careful Brer Rabbit better mend your ways
You're headed for trouble one of these days!
Warnin' this rabbit I'm afraid is a waste
He's headin' for the Laughing Place
Time to be turning around
Time to be turning around

He's lookin' for a little more adventure
But he's headin' for a little bit of trouble
He's headin' for a little bit of danger
Time to be turning around
Time to be turning around
Time to be turning around

Everybody Has A Laughing Place

Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho!
Boy are we in luck!
We're visiting our Laughing Place
Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Oh Ho Ho

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho
Take your frown, turn it upside-down
And you'll find yours we know-ho-ho!

Honey and rainbows on our way
We laugh because our work is play
Boy are we in luck!
We're visiting our Laughing Place
Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Ho Ho Ho

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho
Take a smile there, for a while and
You'll find yours we know-ho-ho!

Honey and rainbows on your way
Take that frown, turn it upside-down
And soon you'll find you're here to stay

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho
Come on in, give us all a grin
And you'll find yours I know-ho-ho!

Laughing is how we spend our day
Plenty o' fun is what we make
Boy are we in luck
We're visiting our Laughing Place
Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Oh ho ho

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho
We've found one and it's filled with fun
And you'll find yours we know-ho-ho

Everybody's got a laughing place (high ho!)
A laughing place to go-ho-ho! (high ho!)
Take that frown, turn it upside down
And you'll find yours we say-hey-hey
And soon you'll find you're here to stay!

Burrow's Lament

What can poor Brer Rabbit do
To keep from becoming Rabbit Stew?
Warnin' Brer Rabbit is wastin' my breath!
That rabbit is facin' certain death!

Don't you go to the Laughin' Place
Or the fox will get you too!

Stay away from the Laughin' Place!
You must beware, the fox is there!
Don't go in!

That Brer Fox's had his way
At the Laughin' Place this very day!

Sooner Or Later

Note: Sooner or Later is no longer played on the ride; it was replaced by "Burrow's Lament" but has been kept here for historical purposes

Sooner or Later that rabbit is gonna come home (he's comin')
I'll betcha, I'll betcha that he'll get there
You wait and see! (Will he, mama?)

Sooner or Later Brer Fox'll be letting him go (ooh, ooh)
I'll betcha (ooh, ooh) Brer Rabbit's gonna free him
You wait and see! (You wait and see.)

He's gonna trick ol' Brer Fox
Get away by his talks
Matter-of-factly I don't know exactly when. (aah, aah)

But Sooner or Later that rabbit is gonna come home
(Gonna come home)
He's learned his lesson again

He's gonna fool ol' Brer Bear (yeah!)
Escape from his lair (he is!)
Matter-of-factly I don't know exactly when. (Sooner or Later!)

But Sooner or Later that rabbit is gonna come home
(Gonna come home)
He's learned his lesson again!

Sooner or Later that rabbit is gonna come home (he's comin')
I'll betcha, I'll betcha that he'll get there
You wait and see! (Will he, mama?)

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
My oh my, what a wonderful day!
Welcoming back Brer Rabbit today
We always knew that he'd get away!

He's had enough of movin' on now
It's where he's born and bred in
The briar patch is where he's headin'

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
My oh my, what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading our way
We never doubted he'd get away!

Moving on taught him a lesson
You've learned it well, Brer Rabbit
Gettin' caught's a nasty habit

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Wonderful feeling, feeling this way!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
It's a time for celebratin' today!
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Gathered together this wonderful day!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Brer Fox and Brer Bear are gonna get it today
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
That hungry gator's gettin' his way!

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actual
Everything is satisfactual

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Wonderful feelling, wonderful day!