Monsta Mack - With Beavis And Butt-Head Intro

Whoa, Butt-Head check it out, it's a monster, it's like Frankenstein
This monster is not human, it feels no pain
It can't be reasoned with
Yeah, yeah, he's really horny too
That's cool

Riggidy-run for the hills 'cause the Mack is back
I'm hookin' up girls by fax
If you're stacked, you can rub a big Mack
I gotta gas, so don't worry about scraps (no, no)
Five-foot-eleven with a seven-foot game
Got a big mouthpiece and I shows no shame

Monster kinky have no morals
Monster love to get oral (mmm)
Got ten cars and the girls like that
I was born and bred to be a Mack
What's your sign is played
You gotta put a little style in your game nowadays

In the sixties, girls was all high
LSD had 'em givin' up thighs
The baby boom was on and I dropped
No more Woodstock, but now you got Mix-A-Lot
So put me in your CD changer
Watch your girl, 'cause Mix'll rearrange her
Ooh, he's sexist, ooh, he's sexist
Keepin' Rush Limbaugh restless

I'm da Mack and that's Monst'a
Straight chase girls through the tail 'cause I wants ta
You can call it wack, but you respect this black
When it comes to game I'm a Monst'a Mack

(B-b-b-b-big Mack, but the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)
(Big Mack, but the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)
I'm a Monst'a Mack
(B-b-b-b-big Mack, but the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)
(Big Mack, but the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)

Strike the pose
But she ain't nasty as me
'Cause Mix-A-Lot is stuck on freaky
Can't stop tappin' that tweety
Give it to the needy, nope, 'cause I'm too damn greedy
Here I go walking through the mall
Don't play ball, but I got game for 'em all
Focus on a victim (focus on a victim)
Mr. Richard is hot, so let's sic 'em

And like a Tomahawk jumpin' on a SCUD
Girl, you got to gimme my pud
The pick-up king is back, buddy
Tryin' to give lessons to these thick-ass ballers and understudies
But I'm not tryin' to call you no bitch, girl
Don't give a damn if you're poor or rich, girl
And we can play a little pool
And I'm pokin' that 8-ball cool

And the booties, I still like the booties
She got a little waist, doin' squats just to keep me on my duty
Giant-size game's what I'm droppin'
Straight freaks with them thick ol' glutes is what I'm knockin'
Now the right-wing wanna test me
If likin' sex is a crime, then you arrest me
But don't tell me who to sing to, Jack
'Cause a third of your life is in the sack
I'm a Monst'a mack

But the Mix-A-Lot game is tough (knock-knock daddy, knock-knock daddy, knock-knock daddy)
But the Mix-A-Lot game is tough
I'm a Monst'a Mack, yeah
(Lookin' for sex, but the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)
(Lookin' for sex 'cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)

Drivin' my car by the bus stop
'Til I spot a young cutie straight suckin' down a soda pop
Baby girl's winkin', Mix-A-Lot's thinkin'
(Hope this girl's feet ain't stinkin')
Here we go, swingin' by Franglor's and get a little soul food
Now you got a brother in the mood

Damn, gotta get her home with the quickness
'Cause this thickness, boy, you ought to witness
No need to put my girls on tilt
'Cause straight-up game'll get you milked
The nasty dog is back
With straight pimp game black, ain't no shame
I'm a Monst'a Mack

(But the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)
Monst'a Mack, fool
(But the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)
I'm the Monst'a Mack
(But the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)
Monst'a Mack, with big game, baby
(But the Mix-A-Lot game is tough)



Credits
Writer(s): Anthony L. Ray
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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