Ralphie to the Rescue

The Broadway Musical

MISS SHIELDS:
Aaah!

Your teacher
In trouble
So get there on the double
Or she\'ll face her doom

MISS SHIELDS:
Ralphie, do something!

The tension
Is mounting
One minute left and counting
Till she goes ka-boom!

MISS SHIELDS:
Won\'t you help me, Ralphie?
Tell this scoundrel to surrender

I\'ll save the day

MISS SHIELDS:
Oh, he\'s got me, Ralphie
I could die in this disaster
Faster!

Hold on, I\'m on my way

Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
One thing to do
Time to turn to \'Old Blue\'
Now, let her go!
Yippee-kai-oh!

Arr! Arr! Come \'ere, ye scallywag! Arr!

Our class is
Abducted
By pirate\'s who\'ve instructed

Hands behind your back!

The captain
Is smirking
\'Cause hungry sharks are lurking
Starving for a snack

Won\'t you save us, Ralphie?
We don\'t want to be their fish food

I know
I can

You can\'t save them, Ralphie
Soon those hammerheads will munch them
Crunch them

I\'ll stop your evil plan

Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh

No pirate crew\'s
Gotta shot
Once \'Old Blue\'s about to blow
Yippee-kai-oh!

Get \'em cowboy
Cowboy Ralphie
The favorite son of Indiana
With his gun and his bandana
Ridin\' high

Get \'em cowboy
Cowboy Ralphie
Just in time to fight some crime
Just like \'Red\' to shoot \'em dead
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-oh!

Aaaah!

Oh no!
Black Bart!

BLACK BART:
A hero
Distracted
My vile plot enacted
What you gonna do?
Ha ha ha ha!

He\'ll harm us
He\'ll hurt us
Oh Ralph, you can\'t desert us!
Son, it\'s up to you

Can\'t you help me, Ralphie?

BLACK BART:
Hear his poor pathetic crying
This here\'s the end.

Be my hero, Ralphie

BLACK BART:
You\'re a wimpy little loser
A loser, a loser, loser, loser

Black Bart
Meet my old friend

Aaah!

Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh

So brave and so bold
And he\'s just nine-years-old

When I\'ve got \'Old Blue\'
I\'m a born buckaroo

A boy and his gun
Riding off in the sun
Just watch him go-oh-oh

Yippee-kai-oh!



Credits
Writer(s): Benj Pasek, Justin Paul
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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