I've Heard It Both Ways

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer
This is my partner, Lil Wayne
The evidence is underwhelming
But my intuition is insane
A trained observer misses nothing
Each imperfection is trail
It's not a question of if, or where, but when the guilty party goes to jail
The park! The bus! The park! The bus!
The spirits are sticklers, just check with Gus
I've heard it both ways:
The right way and then yours
I've heard it both ways;
Let's not open any sores
I've heard it right and wrong
Don't cheech my chong anymore
The fate's already set in motion
I feel the crime scene come alive
Drop all your preconcieved emotions, and notions, unless you're Nova Scotian
And feel the criminal connive
Our victim's here and feeding vermin
Your patient drifts into his view
He scoots aside, yet still uncertain
What this dark stranger's gonna do
You get all this from broken peanuts
Perhaps we're drifting off the track
This is a psychic demonstration I'm makin'
They lost a mental patient
I'm not sure which of them is cracked
You're cracked! You're nuts!
I've heard it both ways:
The right way and then yours
I've heard it both ways;
Let's not open any sores
I've heard it right and wrong
Don't dip my dong anymore
Oh, anymore
Oh, anymore
Oh, anymore