Walk into Mordor (Shadow of Mordor Rap)

One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor
Except Me, I walk in the front door
Revenge, lookin' for the WarChiefs
Got an Elven Bow for my Enemies
And I sneak like a Middle Earth Ninja
Eat some Mushrooms when I'm injured
Jump up, hang from the ledge
When they walk by, drop down on their heads
All damn day I rescue Slaves
Choppin' up the Orcs with Mythril Blades
Death Threats, and Legendary Raids
Finding Artifacts hidden in the caves
Death from above, I jumped and landed
Right up on your dome, and now you're BRANDED
"Fight For Me" Let's kill this Horde
Choppin' heads Off with my Ranger Sword

Deep in Middle Earth, Elves, Humans, and Dwarves
Take on Sauron's Army with Magic and Swords
Prepare for Battle 'cause this is WAR
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

(One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor)

One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor
Except Me, I'm riding on a Caragor
Hack and Slash so fast, you're gettin' SHANKED
Walkin' Tank, Half Human, Half Wraith
Tippy Toe, Sneakin' Up then I BRUTALIZE
Go Slow, Elven Bow right between the Eyes
Into the Stronghold, Poison all the Grog
Droppin' Bees to their feet, Hackin' all their limbs off
Droppin' Meat for the Beasts that are up in the Cage
Decapitating Bodyguards, Bringin' the RAGE
I Cruise, never making a sound
My GHULS, are rising up from the ground
You FOOLS, are about to get Wrecked
Blade to the Face, Dagger to the Neck

Deep in Middle Earth, Elves, Humans, and Dwarves
Take on Sauron's Army with Magic and Swords
Prepare for Battle 'cause this is WAR
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor
Except Me, Leaving Body Parts on the Floor
Killing Orcs gives me a Hard On
Time to find that Muthafucka named Sauron
EPIC RUNES, I got a bunch
Shadow Mount the GRAUG, Eat you for Lunch
All these Uruk WarChiefs can go to Hell
But I'll let this one live 'cause I need INTEL
Revenge for my Family, there's no escape
Knock Knock Muthafucka I'm at the Black Gate
Try to run away, you're gettin' stuck
Try to take my Blade, you're gettin' CUT
Try to put me in the Corner, then you're out of luck
Stand next to the Flame, you're gettin' BLOWN UP

Orcs Arise, and now it's Do or Die
RingWraiths, and Demons, and the Uruk-Hai
One Ring will rule them all
The Dark Lord's Army Must Fall

Deep in Middle Earth, Elves, Humans, and Dwarves
Take on Sauron's Army with Magic and Swords
Prepare for Battle 'cause this is WAR
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

(One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor)
(One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor)
(One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor)
(One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor)