Smart

oooh oooh oooh,
oooh oooh oooh,

green, blue, brown, eyes,
staring across the room,
long black, brown hair what i'd do,
you wave at me and I crack a smile,
you walk in my direction, I'm terrified,

I'm not ordinary,
oh no sir, quite contrary,
big long words and number put together make me sound smart,

they're talkin' so fast, its like a race,
I'm trying so hard not to fall on my face,
you say something like weather's nice,
and I say something like you could say that twice,

I'm not ordinary,
on no sir, quite contrary,
big long words and numbers put together make me sound smart,
smart, smart,

I work so hard like Joan of Ark
movies, stop to start,
magazines and pretty things,
models, actors, politicians,
cars and cats and horses,
roller derby, cop shows and armed forces,
celebrity divorces, babe I know it all,

I'm not ordinary,
oh no sir, quite contrary,
big long words and numbers put together make me sound smart,

I'm not hypnotizer but I think that you'd be fine with me,
big long words and numbers put together make me sound smart,
smart, smart,

they make me sound smart.